I'm SKINNY,
so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO,
so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a BLACK,
so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE,
so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN,
so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm ASIAN,
so I MUST be smart.

I'm BLACK,
so I MUST think every white person is racist.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE,
so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH,
so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY,
so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN,
so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB,
so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND,
so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS,
so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST,
so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION,
so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN,
so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT,
so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL,
so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN,
so I MUST be racist.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS,
so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY,
so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH,
so I MUST be a drunk son of a bitch.

I'm INDIAN,
so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN,
so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER,
so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER,
so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot,
so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK,
so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG,
so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH,
so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK,
so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL,
so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN,
so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN,
so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN,
so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN,
so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM,
so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH,
so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm EGYPTIAN,
so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY,
so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S,
so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS,
so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS,
so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART,
so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN,
so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS,
so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A LOT OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS,
so I MUST be gay.

I have BIG BOOBS,
so I MUST be the next "Porn Star Queen".

I'm COLOMBIAN,
so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT,
so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN,
so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN,
so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS,
so i must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN,
so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN,
so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN,
so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH,
so I MUST be greedy.

I like to be MYSELF,
so u MUST have alot of friends.

I'm HAWAIIAN,
so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN,
so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER,
so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN,
so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE,
so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER,
so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK,
so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI,
so I MUST think every girl/boy I see is hot.

I'm ITALIAN,
so I MUST have a big penis

I'm ASIAN,
so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH,
so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE,
so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN,
so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN,
so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm Mexican,
So I Must Carry Around A Knife.

I'm BLACK,
so I MUST constantly talk slang.